hi

Sep 29

Anonymous asked: u are the finest pot of gravy on the dining table, will u flavour my meal?????

WHO IS THIS??? I WILL FIND YOU. IT BETTER NOT BE YOU, YASMIN 

May 10

Anonymous asked: hey r you going to see The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel? The Dictator? The Vow? plz just buy our shit

oh ok fine

Anonymous asked: hey are you going to see salmon fishing in the yemen?

no

Anonymous asked: hey are you going to see the lorax?

no

Anonymous asked: are you planning to go see 'the beatles: the lost concert' film?

no

Jan 07

why are you people following me

really why